Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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