No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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