? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
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