They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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