K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Girls should come with a carfax report
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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