Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
pop tarts are not kleenex
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
My vagina just clenched in fear
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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