i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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