Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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