Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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