No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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