so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
that may or may not have been my penis.
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