sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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