Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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