where does the pee come out of this thing
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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