Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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