her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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