Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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