***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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