After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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