If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Also, beer. Big fan.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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