Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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