She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I need to calm my uterus...
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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