i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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