going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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