question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she smelled like a LAN party
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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