508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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