How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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