All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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