Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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