I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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