I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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