last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
