I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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