i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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