Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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