i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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