I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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