I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
