Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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