He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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