I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
