So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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