He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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