BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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