Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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