I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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