Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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