Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize