You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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