THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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