Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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