On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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