i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Need sex. Gaining weight.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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