East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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